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Matrix Politics

RED VS BLUE PILL - Its a lot like living in a red or a blue state.

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - You drink the kool aid ...... you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

TAKE THE BLUE PILL (BLUE STATES) - and you wake up and you believe whatever you want to believe (ignorant bliss) However take the red pill and you wake up to the stark reality of it all!

TAGS: obamatrix
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - September 23, 2012, 2:42 pm
I'm glad you find us inspring. There's hope for you yet!
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 11:14 am
TRANSLATION: He's makes me upset but strangely inspires me at the same time. Wish I could be as witty as him. Wait! I know! I will steal his style and imitate him! That way I can be as cool as him. Hope no one notices though...TYPE TYPE TYPE
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 9:16 am
Translation: All caps invalidates any conservative discussion. WAHHHHH
romneyisatool - September 23, 2012, 12:54 am
TRANSLATION: I'm throwing a temper tantrum because a Christian liberal like Obama is beating the stuffing out of Mittens Rmoney. I don't like it that I'm losing! HEAD ABOUT TO XPLODE! WAAAAAAAAAH!
JGalt - September 23, 2012, 12:29 am
You spend 16 Trill, whaddya get, another day older and deeper in dept. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't go, I owe my soul to Barack Hussein-O!!!

political centrifuge -

2016 elections -

TAGS: morpheus matrix
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by Libertas

Curlyrocks - March 21, 2016, 11:36 am
Green pill. I'm either supporting your Libertarian party,or taking some synthetic marijuana and having a good laugh at your crumbling system.

the reason we still have climate change -

TAGS: climate change denial matrix neo
Rating: 2.43/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

fauxnews - March 18, 2015, 7:38 pm
OTC - March 18, 2015, 7:34 pm
Thanks faux, I was echoing liberal sentiments and that's how they come across. Guess I nailed it!
fauxnews - March 18, 2015, 6:32 pm
haha...Sorry Curly. That remark was meant for OTC, not you. Cheers =)
Curlyrocks - March 18, 2015, 6:20 pm
Well let me see. I can't get a good job in my field as a trained Millwright as industry was moved out of your sight and to the 3rd world, so yes very bitter.
fauxnews - March 18, 2015, 2:16 pm
Bitter? lol
OTC - March 18, 2015, 2:10 pm
No, no, no. The planet never hurts itself, it's all man-made volcanoes, earthquakes, hurricanes, and humans are so bad at hurting this planet, that's its spilled over to nearby planets causing them to warm up. All that man-made CO2 had to go somewhere,eh?
Curlyrocks - March 18, 2015, 1:37 pm
How can we progress as a species if we we're so full of self loathing that we blame every single act of nature on our selves?